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unicorns0n-acid:

✞☯ come to the world of unicorns and softgrunge etc ☯✞♡

evershlong:

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

thegoatjustatethemoney:

emilyisso-coollike:

disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole

i have never found a more accurate post about disney channel